Kevin’s Law


the natural phenomenon by which if one does not order sour cream when it is available, then one is a f-g
thorsen: no, hold the sour cream
kaufman: uhh, that would violate kevin’s law
thorsen: i’m aware of this
kaufman: i applaud you for coming out this way

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