kewl kids klub
also known as the kkk, it is a secret society which besties the power of kewl kats on those that are worthy. not to be confused with the kkk. to be worthy one must be in power(so white), practice satan worshipping and be h-m-phobic. an example of someone who fits this is eminem. but sadly he’s to shady and hates control to much to join.
herp: dude , your so kewl are you part of the kewl kids klub?
derp: nah fam. i ain’t white.
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