kewlade
cool. cool -> kewl -> kewl-aid
kewlade just looks better on the screen, easier to type etc. generally denotes a lazy response to some long-winded explanation of how life is wonderful when all you’ve done all day is sit around scratching yourself.
from the american potable drink product kool-aid.
note: rarely spoken.
: just spent ages gluing bottletops onto a piece of shiny paper to make a pretty picture for my friend!!!!!
: kewlade. i’ve done f-ck all all day.
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