Key West Butt Tickler
any thick facial hair found on a gay man.
wow look at that guys key west b-tt tickler!!
any moustache circa 1978, found on any hawaiian shirt donning television private investigator or general flaming h-m-. also known as the “cop moustache”, the “burt reynolds”, the “tom selleck”, or the “magnum pi”.
look at this dude with his easter egg b-tton down and key west b-tt tickler.
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