Keyboard Empowerment


a sense of worth and authority that can only be gained by sitting behind a keyboard for countless hours blogging or commenting on forum threads. typically reserved for individuals who feel as if they are well versed in the political or religious fields but in reality are more ignorant than the average human. also accompanied by a general worthlessness in their real life. this is most commonly seen in younger individuals who have poor social skills and are void of any athletic or scholastic talent.
guy 1: “f-ck all you noobs out there! when slavery finally comes back i hope you all get put into it! haxorz 4 lyfe!!

guy 2: “wow, this is ridiculous. you’re sense of keyboard empowerment has gotten out of hand”

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