keyboard jizz
the nonsense your fingers come up with when your fingers spaz on the keyboard, normally indicating extreme emotion that words and/or emoticons are not great enough to explain
most commonly a combination of letters from the “home base” keys
alksfdjlaskdfjlafksjdfa
arianna: i can’t go tonight, i’m grounded.
sarah: but dude it’s halloween.
arianna: ‘but dude’ it’s my mom..
sarah: jalsdfljasdfjasldkfj
arianna: cute keyboard j-zz
1 more definition
j-zz that lands on your keyboard due to unexpectedly explosive -j-c-l-t–n.
andy was masturbating furiously, he got carried away and this resulted in keyboard j-zz.
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