Keyboard Muscles
people you come in contact with through forums, chat rooms, facebook, and the like… who find satisfaction in arguing with you via their keyboard.
these are usually young adults who live in their mothers bas-m-nt who could never be able to hurt you in real life, so they get out all their s-xual/social/financial frustrations on the interweb. those with keyboard muscles usually have no job/hobby/significant other/family, therefore have all the time in the world to pick pointless fights with intelligent contributors to society.
they usually cannot spell to save their lives, and will try to insult you with everything they can think of. (which usually isn’t anything that makes sense, at all.)
the best way to deal with those morons with keyboard muscles? kill’em with kindness. it may sound sooo cliche, just try it! it works everytime. you want to actually get to them? be the nicest you can be. 😉 i’m pretty sure it overloads them blows their empty little heads up.
– we also see these types of muscles show on other things, like xboxlive- although known by other names. please see: xbox live d-ck
hax0r.n3wb.pwner: lyk omg, u iz sucha f-g b-tch go die u stupit azz ho… u realy r dum u kno dat? i;ll slitt yur fekin throat n00b!!!!!1
me: wow, calm down honey. you are so right… i am such a noob. can i feel your keyboard muscles? 🙂
hax0r.n3wb.pwner: wtf r u tlkin about it doezt make sentss!!! i hatee u!!!!1
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