Keyboard plaque


the dead skin and other gunk that builds up on a computer keyboards over time.
euuuk! shake off that keyboard plaque someware else.
food particles and other small unknown particals which are between keys on the keyboard.
person 1: omg, is that a cornflake in your keyboard?
person 2: my keyboard has keyboard plaque.

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