keyboard politician



someone who thinks they know everything about politics and usually b-tts in whenever there’s a political discussion brought up online, you’ll find these sc-m on forums such as reddit, 4chan, & on other social media such as instagram, facebook & youtube.
rob: i think reasonable doubt is one of the greatest alb-ms ever that talks about the ghetto
josh: white people caused the ghetto in the 1st place
rob: why the f-ck are you bringing this sh-t up

josh: because what the government did was terrible
rob: you don’t even know this sh-t you keyboard politician

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