Keyboard Smash
a random configuration of letters and or numbers that are composed due to a spazzfit.
with fangirls this is generally caused by seeing something so s-xy they have no way to process a proper thought and instead seizure on top of their keyboards. seeing something that reminds them (or proves the existence) of their otp is will also induce a keyboard smash.
alternatively the keyboard smash can be induced if something is funny, cracktastic or all of the above all at once.
moderate fan: hey, check out this picture of tom hiddleston on set! lol, what a goofball.
fangirl: aljfsugku:agsfuluasfghluiaahfduhiushf
moderate fan: …are you okay?
fangirl: asdfghjkl noooooooooooo ashluasfuiafaofhoueguaiebibifhowah!!!
moderate fan: what does that even mean?
fangirl: it’s a keyboard smash, it means my feels were overloaded.
normally written in response to a real life event or online post. used to express a sense of powerful speechlessness where words will not do the subject justice. it can be used to communicate joy or anger or another extreme emotion.
—: a;.ihgk.djghdkig;aeoirugteslkrjgna.krgu;oesriug
i do not have words for this. i just. no words.
. . . apart from this was perfect!
—: eeeee, and the keyboard smash wins!
to describe the phenomena of when there are just no words, but something is still appreciated.
1: “omg! gljhfvjhlgv”
2: “what’s that?”
1: “keyboardsmash. no words can describe how awesome that was.”
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