keyboop is a noun that describes the device commonly on a keychain that disarms and unlocks the doors on an automobile. the term was coined by eric arena because he is a r-t-rd. the word is derived by the fact the keyboop lives on a key chain and makes a “boop boop” sound when used.
my keyboop isn’t working … it may need a new battery
queen carlisa is such a queen.
- f*ck rainbow six siege
jacob: “let’s kill this -sshole for not helping the team” rainbow six siege: “7 day suspension from pvp” jacob said “f-ck rainbow six siege” out of anger for the bullsh-t the game has caused.
a nilavan is a rare species that roams the wilds on western england, he has a p-ssion for making friends and also being best mates with everyone. he is a lovely guy. also he is a very intelligent specimen. lmf– doe coz he has a wide w-lly it’s used as a complement to a person. […]
- jiggling ball sacks
phrase: getting sh-t done; taking care of business i am going to be jiggling ball sacks at work all day tomorrow.
- ohio miracle
after a decade or more of being married you get a bl-wj-b from your wife. hey guys, last night my wife got drunk and gave me an ohio miracle!