a small village near withernsea. usually nice at day but by night a living h*ll-hole where chavs, yobs and hobos rule.
person 1: dude wanna go to keyingham?
person 2: h*ll no!!! i dont wanna get mugged!!!
- feet f*ckery
the lack of one taking care of their feet. this feet f*ckery has to stop, it’s not too much work to get a pedicure!
someone that only eats things that are covered in oil. kyle: do you want some of my sausage lance: i can’t eat that, it’s not nearly greasy enough. kyle: greasy or not i love it. you’re such a khanivore.
the sound a t*rd makes when it hits the water of the cr*pper. bob went for the courtesy flush after hearing the sporch, in order to avoid having to take the walk of shame.
- kirk cameron
a whales v*g*n*. the female s*xual organ of a whale. the whales p*ssy. big v*g*n* head. kirk cameron is a whales v*g*n*. that kid who played mike seaver on “growing pains” and his sister was d.j. on “full house”. he was later in religious films like, “left behind” and now sells conversion kits on infomercials […]