Keyshits
after a long night of drinking keystone light, one wakes up in the morning and feels a lower abdominal pain that causes them to rush out of bed and take a sh-t. this sh-t is soft and airy and usually smells like 50:50 mixture of keystone and sh-t. this dump will last anywhere from 15-45 minutes and usually is followed by subsequent sh-ts later in the day.
man i was having a sick dream until i woke up and had some nasty keysh-ts
fred: what the f-ck is that smell?
bob: i just blew up the bathroom with keysh-ts from all those keystones last night.
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