Keystalope
the orange keystone light can only made during “can hunt” season. only 2000 are made every year and are scattered throughout thirty racks of keystone light being sold. the box for the beer also has a cutout to make a wall mount for your new prized possession.
“dude we got a f-cking keystalope last night”
“no way you got the orange can. they only make 2000 of those every year”
“yeah man i mounted it on my wall”
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