keytarded
a description of how wasted someone gets at any event involving the 80’s while referencing an instrument that was heavily involved in music production during that time.
oh man…i got super keytarded last night when we saw that cover band bon journey at that stripmall club.
(verb) to rock the f-ck out on a keytar.
– lets get ‘keytarded’ this weekend.
the act of forgetting the location your house or car keys more than twice a day.
etymology: the word was constructed from “keytar” a guitar shaped instrument with keys.
person 1: d-mn that is the third time i have lost my keys today!
person 2:dude, you are seriously keytarded…
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