Khan Academy
a free online learning platform that magically instills you with concepts and knowledge in a matter of seconds from the comfort of your own room as opposed to a matter of semesters in a stinky cl-ssroom. often chastised by teachers and professors for an alleged lack of interaction when in fact their actual contempt arises from khan academy’s remarkable ability to underscore their incompetency.
argh, i don’t understand my calculus homework and i’m failing the cl-ss, argh.
-visits khan academy, watches 3 minute tutorial on indefinite integration-
-now an expert on indefinite integration, now has a+ in the cl-ss-
a website that teachers make you do math work on. it requires you to get a 10 problems in a row in order to p-ss.
khan academy is gay as f-ck
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