Kid Mouth


(the opposite of ‘work mouth’). language accidentally used on a construction site by workers with children at home.
construction worker, accidentally dropping hammer: “whoopsie daisy”.

other workers: “ha ha – you have a kid at home don’t you?”

construction worker: oh f-ck – was still using my kid mouth.

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