Kiddy Cruisin’
a pedophile who’s driving around looking for children so he can pull over and m-st-rb-t-, and then leave.
robby: yo, dude. i just saw this guy and he was in this dark van.
me: …and?
robby: he pulled over at the park, and he just sat in his car. it looked like he was jerking off.
me: oh! he was kiddy cruisin’, eh?
robby: yeah.
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