Kidification


the ability of children to leave behind signs of their presence wherever they go…leaving fingerprints on all surfaces, ruining the paint job on walls and cars, destroying carpeting, dropping clothes wherever (except where they belong), and having their toys strewn about everywhere.
when you ride in my car, don’t leave any kidification behind!

please remove your kidification from the livingroom and kitchen.

parents live with kidification until the children go off to college or move out. we are a patient bunch.

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