kidney-wiper


the male s-xual organ.

when encouraged to the necessary length, the aforementioned organ can be used for wiping the kidneys of any game bird-, preferably up the jacksie.

-please note: game bird means a girl who is up for it, not a pheasant or moorhen.
‘hey darling, fancy sitting on my kidney-wiper?’

‘i wouldn’t mind wiping her kidneys!’

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