Kiehl
a god-like leader, kiehl is often believed by theologians to be the second coming of christ. historical references to kiehl can be found across the globe, ranging from inscriptions in mayan temples to egyptian hieroglyphs and chinese mythology.
according to legend, kiehl will defeat two lesser witches and one dominant one. they are depicted as the opposite of the holy trinity: female, evil, and hateful. the presence of kiehl and his triumph over the witches will mark the beginning of a new epoch of peace and prosperity for all mankind. the true kiehl will be identified by his holy beauty, scaled skin, charisma, powers of persuasion, and most notably his immense intellectual ac-men.
hannibal smited his enemies at cannae like kiehl.
kiehl’s was founded as an old-world apothecary in new york’s east village neighborhood over 150 years ago. throughout the years, they have remained dedicated to providing their patrons uniquely efficacious skin and hair products through the most attentive, personalized service. each of their employees is committed to serving customers and communities alike through the highest service standards.
their products are made utilizing the finest ingredients known to them snd their unique formulations -ssure the high quality skin, hair and body care that their customers have come to expect from them. their unique, extensive background represents a blend of cosmetic, pharmaceutical, herbal, and medicinal knowledge developed and p-ssed on through the generations.
the main character from the movie “american psycho” used high end products described in the films opening monologue. they were probably from kiehl’s.
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