Kiggins


1. to be on the very verge of an agonisingly extraordinary -rg-sm but entirely unable to ever reach it. the phenomenon tends to make grown men cry.

2. the faint sort of -rg-sm select people get from eating ice cream.

3. the direct result of a butleration
1. “nowadays, poor old me can only seem to get the kiggins.” -sniff-

2. “i sometimes like to have a little kiggins before bedtime.”
the feeling of being close to an -rg-sm, but not quite reaching it.

can be used both in the positive aspect and negative.

originated as a ‘safe-word’ for using in public without others’ knowledge.
positive: to get the kiggins; to be given the kiggins

negative: “i only got the kiggins”; “wasn’t even the kiggins”
a bit like an -rg-sm, but not quite. originally used to describe a cheap but delicious icecream made by students (and named from the surname of one those students) with own-brand vanilla icecream and peanut b-tter, now it can be used towards any pleasurable experience that isn’t quite an -rg-sm. antonym, see: beckers.
“i’m out of desserts but i could totally mix up a batch of kiggins.” (archaic)

“you know, i hear we can actually have snow days at uni.”
“what, like no lectures? that would be so kiggins.”

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