Kilter
a person that enjoys lifting up a scotsman’s kilt and then fondles their genitalia
him: that man just lifted up my kilt and fondled my b-lls!
her: don’t mind him he is just a kilter.
trying to open a door while simultaneously trying to unlock the same door, thus preventing the door from being unlocked. often happens with car doors.
d-mn it, i just kiltered. unlock the door again.
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