ooo you’ve got some nice “kiltons”
a female whose role is to introduce one closeted bis-xual man to another closeted bis-xual man. sara: some dude on tumblr is asking about you bill: send me a pic of his c-ck sara: no problem bill, i will be the c-ckduit.
- hip and dip
when someone decides to text you after a long period of time just to be hip and then leave again. person 1: alright i’ll talk to you later person 2: aight bro -3 months later- person 1: i heard you talk to sally person 2: i don’t where’d you hear that. person 1: oh my […]
- beans greens potatoes tomatoes
a sentence about what your grandmother is going to make for thanksgiving grandma whatcha making for thanksgiving i got beans greens potatoes tomatoes lamb rams hog dog chicken turkey you nammmmeee ittt
- petoskey girls
petoskey girls are typically hot northern hill billys who primarily have their sh-t togehter. d-mn, those petoskey girls really know how to drive a rubicon on that two track!
- truffle salt
the residue from the truffle b-tter on the sheets that has dried. “d-mn bro that sl-t left that truffle salt all over my sheets.”