Kimimaro


that s-xy ninja dude from naruto who is so much better than that little b-tch sasuke. his last name is kaguya. he was awesome because he could pull bones out of his body and look s-xier than sasuke without a shirt on.

he also worships orochimaru for bringing him up and loving? him.

but sadly he dies because he had to kidnap that b-tch sasuke.
awesome person 1: wtf? kimimaro dies? aw, he was so awesome.

awesome person 2: i know right? it was all that b-tch sasuke’s fault!

sasuke fangirl: omg! sasuke is sooo much better than evryone else and he like totally owns!!111!!! and sasuke is so s-xy and hot and i love him and you guys suck for saying that!

awesome person 1 and 2: w/e…

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