when your so drunk! like absolutely wasted you dance on tables and split your head open!
woah man i was absolutely f-ckin kimyed last night! don’t remember a thing!
when the c-m shot hits them in the face and they sing afterwards. his c-m warmly covered her face and she replied “see the light where the sky meets the sea it calls me!”. she was moanaed.
when you posses real br–sts as a pose to fake ones. boy one: “d-mn, have you seen the melons on sophie?” boy two: “yeah bro, i’d like to have a suckle on them, they’re validit-tties
shaqueefsha’s are the most fabulous people known to man kind. tend to be very huge sl-ts and obviously are super weird if their names are shaqueefsha shaqueefsha slays me
- n*bel p*n*s
inspiring world peace one c-m shot at a time. keeping your girlfriend kind to the world be giving her -rg-smic s-x. thanks to his n-bel p-n-s i have had a shot of kindness and am spreading joy today. i’m so thankful for his punctual p-n-s.
- urbanesque living
upscale living in a culturally diverse urban city or area. “she is living an urbanesque lifestyle.” :her apartment may be in a blighted neighvorhood, but her decorating style is very unique. she calls it urbanesque living.”