Kinder egg
chocolate egg made by fererro that could be compared to a happy meal except for the fact that it’s small, made out of chocolate and doesn’t taste like sh-t. the toys inside are mildly entertaining if you are under 9 years old, but the plastic container can be filled with water/sand/similar substance, and thrown at people – hopefully exploding at impact.
guy 1: hey, remember those kinder surprise eggs from back in the day?
guy 2: no
guy 1: oh
kinder eggs are the most fabulous hollow chocolate eggs, painted white inside which taste divine. the eggs contain toys which may be difficult to construct if the openers have low iq’s. they are soon to be delivered by a hampstead based chocolate delivery company to aid distressed women at unsociable hours.
kinder eggs are sometimes rather tricky to open too!
someone dark-haired on the outside, but completely blonde on the inside. an inner ditz, even if he/she doesn’t seem like it.
friend: “did you hear about the answer she gave in history today? she’s such a blonde!”
you: “no way… she doesn’t seem like a blonde.”
friend: “that’s a kinder egg for you.”
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teacher: “can you tell me where new york is?”
kinder egg: “um… on a map?”
a word for a person who is dark-haired on the outside but blonde on the inside (relating to jokes about blondes not being smart). the word comes from a german chocolate shaped like an egg that has brown chocolate on the outside and has white chocolate on the inside and comes with a small toy.(kinder means child in german)
ib-student 1: omg that hot brunette was way more stupid than i first thought!
ib-student 2: i agree, she was a total kinderegg.
when you’re black on the outside, and white on the inside.
kenny dalen
a person who is black by acts like they are white. it is also a german candy that is chocalate on the outside and a white candy on the inside that is shapesd like a egg.
a canadian childresn’s treat. a hollow chocolate egg with a toy inside.
it’s like an easter egg, but with a chocolate sh-ll instead of plastic! a kinderegg!
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