kinderscum


a messy substance produced by small children that can be found on toys, clothing, and whatever else a child manages to get their hands on. no one is entirely sure of the exact composition of kindersc-m, but it is widely believed to be a mix of snot, spit, melted candy and partially digested cheerios.
1. the woman handed the cashier a toy that was covered in kindersc-m.

2. “what’s that covering your baby’s face and clothes?”
“oh that’s just kindersc-m.”

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