King Bowser


(n.) the king of the koopas, his full name is bowser koopa, and he’s one of the mushroom kingdom’s most wanted.
stats:
age: same as mario
height: about 7′
weight: about 600 lbs.
history: has been beaten by mario about 30 some times.
all koopa troopas, hail lord king bowser!

bowser
one big,big try 9,000,000,000mt dragon/koopa who has superstrenth,durability,ect. who could kick mario`s b-tt if heros didn`t always win.

a badguy in almost every mario game
the last bad guy of paper mario is bowser
a fat-ss koopa king (turtle) with spikes on his sh-ll, can breethe fire, and even ram you with his horns. he’s an imaptient -sshole who treats his servents like sh-t and is a pervert who wants to hump peach, but mario and luigi always kick his -ss.
so,i saw king bowser stare at a picture of princess peach and he was humping the poster, and when i saw it, i was p-ssing in my pants!
only like the koolest character ib that game, soo beats all the other gay things on it, and plus he is kapital h.o.t.t. hott! gotta luv him and his s-x appeal!
bowser is one mighty fine peice of -ss!

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