king kong


a very loud car stereo system that includes amps and sub woofers.
“if you hear me ‘fore you see me i got king kong in the trunk!” – jibbs
when your f-cking your girlfriend in the -ss and right when youre about to c-m, you start hooting like a monkey and pounding on her back with no restraint…
he king konged me so hard i sh-t myself.
in texas hold ’em poker, the starting hand of two kings (kk), the second best starting hand in hold ’em. also referred to as “cowboys” or “twin rulers”. the only thing you really need to worry about is seeing an ace on the board.
i had king kong and bet hard to keep out the bs pre-flop
a movie that originally came out in 1933, and has since been remade several times and has a not-so-good sequel. the most recent remake was released on december 14, 2005 and was directed by peter jackson.
since i haven’t seen the 33 original or the 76 remake, i’ll explain the 05 version. (spoilers ahead) carl denham is a movie producer, is in a world of sh-t and he needs to come up with a big movie, fast. he meets ann darrow, and together with jack driscoll, starts to shoot a movie. but jack and ann don’t know is carl is in search of skull island, a place thought to be nonexistent. when they get to the island, carl’s camera is destroyed. he then plans to capture kong, a giant ape that is king of skull island. he captures kong, puts him on show on broadway, but kong breaks out. he and ann climb up the empire state building, where he destroys 3 of 6 navy biplanes, but succ-mbs to his injuries form the planes. after he’s dead on the ground, carl says “it wasn’t the airplanes. it was beauty killed the beast”.
king kong 2005 was a great movie.
a term used by the rap culture to represent the “b-ss, b-mppin’, thumpin’, rumblin’, knockin’ hot beats,” that are in a car from music being played loudly. all of which refers to a gorilla pouding the inside of a car trunk creating the extremely loud “b-mpin'” sound from a car as they are driving though the streets, where you may hear the car before it is seen.
“king kong, king, king, king, king kong
if you hear me ‘fore you see me”
s-xual move, when your having s-x guy on top and her legs over your shoulders, right before you’re about to blow you pull out, stand up, plaster her with c-m and proceed to pound your chest, roar and shake the bed. after this, the most important step is to run out of the room.
guy 1: “hey man, i totally king kong’d the sh-t outa her last night.”

guy 2: “oh yeah, did you get her banana split?”

guy 1: “sure did.”
the act of shoving a banana up ones -ss, and then someone else eating it.
“you just got king konged”

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