King Kong’s Finger


a t-rd big enough to crush a car
sh-t look out for that king kong finger
a huge t-rd resembling the screen beast’s digit, stuck at the back doors causing great discomfort.

the desparate need to free a chocolate hostage.
“f-ck me i need a sh-te, i’ve got king kong’s finger poking out of my -rs-”
a piece of excrement originating from a mammal by means of defecation. a king kong’s finger is a large t-rd typically formed in the shape of the giant ape’s digit in the act of tickling fay wray under the chin.
what a dump i just had. it was a king kong’s finger.

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