king krak


the king of all stench. the absolute smelliest creature to walk the earth, or whatever planet it decides to inhabit. he can take human form, animal form, and his true form – a walking, talking b-ttcrack. his entire body reeks of rancid, putrid -ss, and any touch from this krak will forever stain your skin.

avoid kraks at all cost – especially king krak!!!
oh my god, that’s a king krak!! run away!

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