king service
a s-xual practice where the male is seated and a female performs falletio while on her knees. it is often accompanied by the female providing lavish complements to the man related to his verility, intelligence and charm.
i was really h-rny after a very successfully week after a lot of hard work. i knew my wife wouldn’t care. i checked out the bp ads and was able to meet a very attractive escort who provided king service for less than $100. i left smiling and felt rewarded for my hard work.
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