King Wins!


something your idiot friend shouts when playing a game; forgetting there are still other moves that could out score their’s.
playing a card game of war.

k: slaps the king on the table first, “king wins!”

s: puts card down after, “ace.”

k: “f-ck that sh-t!”

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