Kingston Trio


a popular rest area mens room act where 3 dudes get in one stall, the first dude sits on the toilet, the second dude stands facing the first dude with his feet inside a tall shopping bag, thus hiding his presence from the outside, he gets blown by the first dude, the third dude is naked and sitting on the shoulders of dude two, now dude three is much taller than the stall door negating the purpose of the shopping bag, but he is only there because it’s funny as sh-t when there is a naked dude on another dudes shoulders.
tim felt fancy standing in a nordstroms bag while his two new friends helped him complete a kingston trio.

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