kinkocked


the momentary state of anguish you experience when walking into a kinkos realizing you’ve forgotten your usb
(checking pockets, decibels rising) mr. dank: “ohh no, no, no…”

(opening door to kinkos, nonchalantly) mrs. dank: “kink-cked again, dear?…”

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