Kirksville High School
a public high school in kirksville, northeastern missouri, notoriously home of various celebrities such as the vice princ-p-l, the penguin, and several teachers borne of the dna of medusa who were produced in the school’s scientific research facility on the south wing, added in 2010. the ~800 students at kirksville high school have a familial average annual income of $120,000, but when you remove outliers, this number drops to $550.
the penguin – “heh heh heh. welcome to my lair, the kirksville high school office. what have we here, bats?”
student – “what the f-ck did you just say to me?”
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