KIRKY


kirky is the god of lightweight, a kirky has the stomach of a goat and tends to whitey every time he smells alcohol.one blue wkd would make him whitey for a month, however kirky’s weak stomach is respected and worshipped by all.
“ew, look at that lightwight who’s just whiteyed”
“aw that’s just kirky!”
“kool!…legend.”
a guy with a large pole who uses it to wash 1st and 2nd floor windows without the need for a ladder.
tiz: “f-ck me kirky, if i had a pole like that, i would consider some serious fornication.”
bobbins: “call that a pole? my barty can get to the upper twelfth.”
owd: “you missed a bit!”

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