Kirtland
a tiny city in ohio, has few stores and an allaround cr-ppy school system. it clutches it’s tiny pocket of fame through the melonhead legends, and the morman “kirtland temple” it is near willoughby, mentor, and cleveland.
person 1: where do you live?
person 2: kirtland!
person 1: where the h-ll is that?
person 2: -sigh- near mentor.
a town full of rich sn-bs, that hate black people
i shop at hollister and live in kirtland.
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