Kismarma


kismet is the belief that what will be will be; kharma is the belief that what you do today determines what happens to you tomorrow.
kismarma is the belief that no matter what you do you’re f-cked.
she stopped believing in murphy’s law. that was for her parents. the new generation knows that kismarma rules. and yet she remains optimistic in an idiotic sort of way.

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