Kiss the Jesus
catholic church code phrase used by priests whilst in the confessional instructing the unwary confessee to “kiss the jesus.” this is always accompanied by the sound of a zipper coming down in a rapid manner and a loud, “boing-ing” sound as the erect p-n-s of the priest, at the sight of a ten year old boy, pops out of his c-ssock.
gerald, ten year old boy: “forgive me father for i have sinned. it has been one week since my last confession.”
catholic priest: “say five our fathers and one hail mary and kiss the jesus.”
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