Kissing the bunny between the ears
when a guy pulls out his pockets and asks you to “kiss the bunny between the ears” aka kiss his p-n-s, aka bl-w j-b
danny: ever tried kissing the bunny between the ears?(pulls out pockets, indicating ears)
emily: umm, no?
danny: how about you start?
emily: (kisses p-n-s)
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