kitchen pimp



a person who has viewed every episode of “cooking with coolio” and is now therefore an expert at ghetto gourmet, pasta like a rasta, and chillin and grillin’. kitchen pimps are experts at taking cheap, nasty ingredients that no one wants an making them look appetizing, similar to how a normal pimp uses nasty wh-r-s and still makes money. every true kitchen pimp has a kitchen pimp jacket, look up cookin’ with coolio for examples.
guy 1: yo that guy has mad cookin skills.

guy 2: ya he’s a kitchen pimp now bruh.

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