Kitten Hammer


colloquial british slang for a p-n-s.
origins lie in the popular myth, that every time you m-st-rb-t-, a kitten dies.
yo, frinton, if your wrongc-ck brother gets his kitten hammer out anywhere near my sister again, i’m going to cut the f-cker off, and feed it to my pitbulls, ok?

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