kitty cock blocked


you and your lover are making your way to the bedroom, about to embark on a ride of sweet, p-ssionate love making when you find your cat sleeping on the bed. this consequently denies you from s-x since cats are too d-mn cute to be disturbed from their slumber.
“we were totally getting into it so we decided to take it upstairs…but we were kitty c-ck blocked by fluffy.”

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