Kiwanopult
to throw a kiwano horned melon at someone, usually so hard that it breaks.
gary: kiwanopult!
marcus: no! sh-t! not again!
(gary throws kiwano horned melon at marcus’s -ss)
marcus: f-ck!
marcus now calls an ambulance for -ssistace with the multiple bleeding holes in his b-tt cheek.
and gary eats the broken melon…
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