Klaatu


an internet geek who know’s all the answers to every single thing in the world.
“that guy know’s everything, bl–dy klaatu!”

Read Also:

  • klasse

    a large amphibious creature found in slow moving rivers dont go in the river, i think kl-sse is out there.

  • south carolina squirt swigler

    when your f-cking your women and you accidentally get a swig of her v-g-n-l fluids kyle: man i was f-ckin my girl and guess what jake: what? kyle: she squirted in my mouth jake: dude your a south carolina squirt swigler kyle: i know but i kinda liked it!!!

  • South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk

    this is the act of two dudes standing face to face jerking each other off, trying to get the other individual to -j-c-l-t- first. the winner gets a warm white summer’s wind on his genitals, resulting in him firing back. daniel says to timothy “i challenge you, sir, to a south carolina wild turkey jerk.” […]

  • Luckmin

    a very loving caring women until she enters your life and then destroys your feelings from the inside out for her own enjoyment. friend 1:dude how’s your relationship with that luckmin girl? friend 2:dude i don’t want to see the light of day again. friend 1:okay…..

  • Lucksa

    when you find a 100$ bill in a old book hey an old book i think i will open it up…..oh a 100$ bill lucksa!


Disclaimer: Klaatu definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.