Klinger


a “klinger” is an unattractive woman in her 40’s who considers herself a cougar. you will see her in a padded bra, cleavage exposed (and sagging), at dive bars across america picking up on young, impressionable, highly intoxicated boys. the klinger is the most dangerous of all the cougar breeds. the reason being is the delirious state of mind, thinking they are a s-xy and irresistible cougar. must always proceed with caution and a klinger is almost always a “double bagger”
that was a close call mike, thanks for saving me! i was about one beer away from going home with that klinger. hey peter, that’s what friends are for.
a term used for a self-indulgent, mentally unstable boy of of adult age. typically lies to promote himself, enjoys the work of wh-r-s, and creates a fantasy world to escape his pathetic reality. said boy will usually self destruct when left to his own devices.
he is such a klinger.
yeah, he should come back to reality.
1. sh-t that sticks to you -ss hair
2. someone worthy of the previous
3.my name on everyhting internet
1. d-mn, all them klingers are startin to smell
2. stfu u klinger!!!!
3. .:de:. is joining the game

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