Kloppenburg Surprise
a kloppenburg surprise is when cut a hole in the bottom of a christmas present and set it in your lap while you stick your limp c-ck inside. stuff tissue paper inside the box, covering your p-n-s, and ask someone to open it. the victim will be forced to stick their hands inside the box and dig for your surprise.
oh my gosh! all i got for christmas was a kloppenburg surprise!
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