Klundt Drunk
a person who drinks an insane amount of liquor in the shortest amount of time possible. once one achieves such task, they instantly reach the level of klundt drunk. being klundt drunk isn’t for the faint of heart and requires a certain level of obnoxiousness and douchebaggery that one can’t attain while being sober.
“dude, how much are you going to drink tonight?” “man, i’m getting klundt drunk.”
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